There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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