I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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