"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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