You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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