Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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