Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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