Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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