I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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