xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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