i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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