He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
birth control should be required to get into college
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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