Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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