we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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