We're like a lot better than the average bears
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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