Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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