i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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