HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
