The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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