So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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