Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i dont even know how to be here
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
