It's just like the Real World with babies
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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