I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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