i permit you to call me
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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