It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
