But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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