I think my vagina is haunted
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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