it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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