I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
