Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
