My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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