I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
