If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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