ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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