The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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