the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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