I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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