this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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