Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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