is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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