it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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