who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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