The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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