Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
