feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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