I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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