meet me or not, i'm out of control
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
they're like a gay fantastic four
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm bleeding and have questions
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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