Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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