i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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