so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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