Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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